
Here's a cute joke for today. Enjoy!
MISSING HUSBAND
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!' The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.
OMGOSH that is to funny! I mean not that he forgot your anniversary ( or that he did get you something but it was a scale *bad hubby*) but how you wrote it. I had to just laugh. It so sounds like something my husband would do. I guess we will see as our anniversary is coming up LOLOL.
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a SUPER wonderful day. And that maybe just maybe you get that vrooooom vroom in your driveway!
*huggles*
=0)
HATE those TOMs... they are just the WORST. On the other hand, you'll probably have a good loss next week.
ReplyDeleteshoveling snow burns a LOT of calories.
Felicia, you're too funny!
ReplyDeleteThat's not a true story (at least not mine). It was one of those great email jokes that gets forwarded to EVERYBODY!!! What man would be that brave???
And Lynn, there better be a loss!! I need to get back to the gym--luckily nothing to shovel yet.
Haha that's hilarious!! I hope you have a great week!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the TOM. DRINK WATER to fight the bloat. I know right now booze probably sounds better, but your body needs the water. ;-)
ReplyDeleteGreat joke!
Great joke! When I only gain 1 pound during TOM - will probably be my first "happy period."
ReplyDeletebest of luck with TOM and hitting the gym! You can do it!
ReplyDeleteCute joke!
ReplyDeleteGlad the TOM wasn't too cruel!
TOM just left me so I feel your pain! 1 pounds not bad at all, and you know its mostly water weight.
ReplyDeleteToo funny! I love starting my morning with a laugh.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that joke and thought it was hilarious! ; )
ReplyDelete1 pound ain't bad for TOM! Hope you are having a great week!
hehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh
That's funny Manuala. hahha :)
ReplyDeleteSorry to post this here but I couldn't find an email addy for your nor could I find you searching blog catalogue but I was wondering if you knew if Katschi was alright? She hasn't posted in a couple of days (which is odd) and I thought maybe you knew something.
Blessings,
Carol
Hey Carol,
ReplyDeleteStrange about the email because I've had others contact me. I hope I'm not stepping out of line but Katschi is pretty open about her health.
I believe she began her radiation treatment this week and may still be in hospital. I think it will take a few days but hopefully she'll be home soon. I don't think she can have access to her laptop.
I'm sure she'll be back and get in touch with everyone and I'll also say that she'd appreciate all positive thoughts her way.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the info.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that the email didn't work, it's because I don't have your email address period. :) (maybe I missed it somewhere)
I already sent her an email (yes I actually have her email addy) :) so I'll wait to hear from her.
Talk later,
carol
Great joke! Sounds like you are doing great!Saw your On Plan badge--NICE JOB!Keep up the good work..have a great weekend!
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